Ace of spades game command post12/27/2023 ![]() ![]() I feel like there’s a band in here: Motördead. ![]() I have obviously forgotten the lesson I learned from that experience because I recently bought two new band t-shirts: a Grateful Dead shirt and a Motörhead shirt. I love that shirt, but I did not enjoy the attention that it brought me and so I never wore it, or any Big Brother shirt, ever again. And that old hessian? It was Ronnie James Dio-I’m kidding, it was not Ronnie James Dio, but he was the fourth person that afternoon to come up to me and comment on my “Listen To Black Sabbath” shirt. An homage to one of our favorite bands we blast while we're burning the midnight oil, we encourage you to try it out as well.” Kooks. The abomination on the right, for instance, is described as: “Sabbath Bloody Sabbath! This one's dedicated to late nights in the studio and cranking up the music til the printing is done. Despite being aware of the knockoffs I was a little taken aback to discover that people are still ripping off a Big Brother shirt and selling it online. The original Big Brother design (or “no design”) inspired a lot of knockoffs, including the entire “word shirt” style that is still in vogue today. After a long sip of cool, refreshing alcohol, I put the can on the counter, pulled off my “Listen To Black Sabbath” shirt, and threw it in the trash. When I got home, I put 11 beers in the fridge and opened one for myself. My shirt said, “Listen To Black Sabbath.” After he finished reading, which I felt took longer than four words required, he stepped back and laughed a maniacal laugh and asked, “IS THAT A COMMAND? HAHA!” The old hessian then proceeded to read my shirt. I didn’t resist because I had never been molested in the beer aisle before so I was interested in seeing where this was going to go. He placed his hands on my shoulders and squared me off so he could better read my shirt. I was standing in the beer aisle at the grocery store when I was approached by an old, wiry hessian in a denim jacket. The card we’re interested in here is the one in the bottom right corner because it’s very much “on story.” (That image, incidentally, was the most family-friendly of all the “vintage erotic playing cards” I found online-some are downright shocking and I’ve seen the “Beaver Hunt” rejection box at Hustler Magazine. ![]()
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